FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

I've fucking well had it. The house is a tip, there is clutter everywhere, I can't MOVE for this shit. Studio, old computers. It's all got to go. The Scorpio WASN'T fixed by a £63 battery so will almost certainly need an alternator. The Sera now has new headlights, but FUCK IT. I dropped my coat when I got into the house after the battery failed to fix the Scorpio and bent the Clie's screen hinge, so now it's at an angle. I had some greasy-haired middle aged fuckwit charge past me in the bank and get all offended when I pointed out I was in the line. I saw a whole load of selfish, foul people parking in disabled bays, parking across junctions, charging through floods without letting people finish going through, the whole place is soaked with the rain.

Rain. Endless rain.

I couldn't even face going to Tesco. I am developing a pathological hatred of anyone British who isn't what the British masses would consider a freak (i.e. a goth, a geek, anyone with some sort of work ethic or sense of decency).

I am pissed off for the most trivial things. DAMN YOU BRITAIN! YOU ARE RUINING MY ZEN!

No wonder I had no friends. It's this fucking country. It makes me full of anger and spite and resentment.

Bored

No-one really on IRC - nothing exciting going on at any rate. Decided that the best course of action with the damaged Clie is to buy another and sell my working, but cosmetically imperfect one. Sony US (and probably everywhere else) offers a nice, flat-rate repair service. Sony UK has an inpenetrable website with no support or repair information for the Clie (or VAIO). Nice one Sony. Why on earth is customer support so crap from companies like Sony in the UK?

It's dark already.

I would be far more motivated to do stuff if I didn't think I suffered from SAD. It's already dark out and I really don't feel like trying to tidy up and organise the house. I also Cannot Be Arsed (TM) with eBaying all my computer stuff, especially since PayPal seems to want some information from me for anti money laudering stuff (apparently I've had £4,500 though PayPal. Don't believe a word of it myself). Fuck off EU. It's none of your business what I do with my money.

Anyone familiar with http://www.teardown.com or http://www.portelligent.com - they have a UX50 teardown report which I think would help me work out if I can try to repair the hinge on mine. They also want $2000 for it. WTF?!

Chilli in a bread bowl, Earl Grey and a chocolate dip please.

Thou shalt not point out the plot holes in episodes of Sabrina. Just repeat to yourself:

"It's just a show."

Sort of Clie solution. Siani often has a vague interest in such gadgets, but today expressed her opinion that she wouldn't have one, citing my experience with the coat, because she would break it. I pointed out it was a 4ft drop and it would be unlikely to experience such an unprotected impact in her bag (especially if it had a case with more protection than the folding one I have).

I suggested she could have mine, and I'd buy a new one. So if I find another for a fair price, she'll get this one, which is already a little damaged.

Jerry Springer: The Opera

Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.

And the babyfetishdude has impressive range.