Posessed!

I'm sure there are the wrong number of S' in there.

Anyway.

KFC gave away these little Gollum toys in February, and I grabbed a couple. They're motion sensitive, and magnetic, but our freezer has 'anti magnetic' stainless covering and things fall off. Vain freezer. Anyway, I popped Gollumn in the cupboard with headache pills and such.

Siani cut her finger doing the washing up, and Gollum sat there, in the cupboard, repeating "My Precious... My P. pre...my precious". In the end, I got annoyed, and threw him into the dishwater. When I fished him out, he uttered the most inhuman, guttural growl, far more 'lifelike' than any of the noises he made before.

I haven't been near the cupboard since. I dare not.

Eeeep!

I just upgraded to a paid account. I must be insane. But I want to do polls :)