THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Richard
2. EdwardS
3. Bartholomew. 'mew for short.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. EdwardS
2. RichardK
3. edwardscissors
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My cheekbones/jawline, because they're there.
2. My arms, because they provide leverage.
3. My nose, because it's small and straight.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes, because they are defective.
2. My right leg, because it is inflexible.
3. My hands, for lack of co-ordination.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Swedish
2. English
3. Automotive.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Lack of control.
2. Lack of control.
3. Lack of control.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Fruit
2. Cars
3. Information
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. 2008 edition Swatch
2. Matched socks. Honest.
3. Thin
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Wang Chung
2. Marillion
3. DeathBoy after he sold out
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction
2. Cuts You Up - Peter Murphy
3. Sweetest Smile - Black
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Tolerance and understanding of mood - both of mine, and ability to understand others
2. Good communication
3. No fighting over the radio station
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I prefer carrots to chocolate
2. I'm afraid of Anteaters
3. I have never owned a Vauxhall Cavalier
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Curves
2. Some different curves
3. Smiles/pouts
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Doing anything related to cars
2. Acquiring stuff that interests me
3. Talking and writing about these things
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Tear my own right leg from my hip and beat it against the next solid object until it is marginally more flexible even if it does have more joints than specified by the original design parameters.
2. Flop on the sofa in Birmingham and watch some mind-numbing, spirit crushing quiz show.
3. Replace the sparkplugs and leads on the MR2.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Public Relations Executive
2. Engineering of some sort
3. Something deeply tedious that means I can switch off at 5pm with only dreams of stabbing my awful co-workers to remind me that I even have such a job.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. California
2. Somewhere sunny with no technology
3. Your Mum
THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Oy, you, get out of my yard
2. I mean it you wee shite, get lost
3. Right, that's it, I'm going to drag you to your sodding parents by the ears and I'm not kidding. Take your ball and fuck off.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Play some music that actually makes people pleased to hear it with no personal interest in my having created it.
2. Find a purpose
3. Think of an original and astounding epitah
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I'm not. I really am not girly at all
2. If I were any more manly I'd be homoerotic
3. No, seriously, OCD tidying is not GIRLY, it's obsessive
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I don't read manuals
2. I love cars
3. I can pee standing up
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
jenova_red,
deathboy,
jinx_lbc. And anyone else that wants to, of course.