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I like Whisky. Rather too much. In fact, enough that including filling my flasks (each one from a different bottle, I hasten to add), that my my good Quarter Cask Laphroaig is now 1/4 full. I swear I'd had like, one glass (plus another shared) from it.

*adjusts sharpness on monitor*

Sometimes, this is required :P

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I have often heard tell of a strange creature; frequently found at Whitby - a small, abdominal-lurking kobold known colloquially as "the Vomit Goblin".

Clearly, my previous attempts to unearth this beast have not been determined enough. It lurks 7/8ths of the way down a bottle of Leapfrog ;)

I feel much better now. Thanks for asking. Could you ask a little quieter next time, though?